I previously mentioned that we took advantage of some city run programs. The first one is “Live Near Your Work” (LNYW) or more commonly referred to as “Work By Your House” if your name rhymes with SharShe. To qualify for this program you have to be buying within a certain distance of your office AND work for a company that participates in this city run program. I am lucky enough to do just that. (I don’t just have a killer spandex wardrobe; I also get great perks like this.) My company contributes $2,500 (before taxes) to closing costs/down payments and then Baltimore City matches up to $2,500.. so 100% in my case! 5 Gees for working and living in the same city. As my good friend Meggie would say, CHA-CHING!
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| i miss these sausage fingers. |
Now, if I told you actually getting the money were easy I would by lying but if I told you it was hard that would be dramatic. A fair statement would be that it’s time consuming. You have to fill out paperwork, get it signed by just about everyone you’ve ever met and then you have to take a 3 hour Home Ownership class which in turn gets you this Housing Certificate that is needed to qualify for the cash. I personally ran into some roadblocks with the silly class but hopefully my experience will help you. When I called they said to come in on that Saturday (seemed too good to be true.. because it was) to take the class and at the end I’ll walk out with that certificate. Super. Saturday came and off to the class I went.
Side note: Let the record state that RC offered to come to the class but I said no. There was no need for two us of to be in a 3 hour class when I was the only one who needed to be there since I'm the one employed at the participating company. (1200 best gf points for me, just saying)
So, I sat down to a booklet of about 200 pages of information- samples of contracts, samples of mortgage paperwork, a glossary of terms and about 10 power point presentations all with the title “The American Dream”. I thought to myself, “All of this in 3 hours?!” but I sat there with my game face on thinking “$5,000, $5,000. Just 3 hours for $5,000”
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| if only this was the American dream they were referring to. |
The class would be very helpful for people who are just starting to think about buying a house but since we’ve been looking for so long I knew a lot of the information the instructors were going over. Example- the first slide said “What is a mortgage?” errr, can I teach this class?! But I thought to myself that this was easy enough to sit through plus the two instructors were so nice! They took their time going through each slide and answering every single question that came up- even the seemingly obvious ones. They both had thick Hispanic accents and explained everything thoroughly. “ A mortgage. Chu know, da ting dat da bonk gives chu to buy a howse” Seemed very basic and wasn’t what I needed to learn BUT sitting through that for a few hours was totally worth it for $5,000. Don’t chu agree?
Well, turned out that the 3 hour class was actually 8 hours and at the end of 8 hours I didn’t walk out with the certificate. I had to go in for a one-on-one counseling where the “counselor” went through my monthly budget to help plan for owning a home. His advice was to cut back on the shopping and boozing. Shocker. He also used the words “saving” and “fun” in the same sentence multiple times, clearly this guy has never hit the Nordstrom’s Anniversary sale.. now that's FUN.
Today’s Lesson- LNYW is an awesome program; just make sure you go to the right class. The 8 hour class was not necessary and turned out that I could have taken the 3hr class online for a little extra money. Worth. It.